Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Over the fence...

Can somebody please tell me why J.Lo is "on the fence" about returning to Idol next year?  C'mon J.Lo, the show needs you!  Sure, we were all unsure of the two new faces joining the judging panel this year, especially when your slicked back pony tail and bright red lipstick came out, but this was probably the best year of judging yet.  And you will probably never find an easier job in your life, AND you can still sing and dance if you want--all's you have to do is ask (although, please refrain from awkwardly shimmying your sequence-filled booty next to Marc like you did on the finale.  I am pretty sure all of America was asking the same question: Why?).
Yes, we know you went a little easy on the contestants, broke out your slang from time to time..."Scotty, I'm so in love wichyou"... and for some wacky reason chose to use the one save on that red bearded, grunting-while-singing, Casey kid, but still...you were a great judge!  I am still gloating from the Lauen/Scotty finale, don't ruin it by forcing us to listen all summer long to morning show D.J's banter on about whether or not you will come back or who they 'speculate' will replace you.  Just sign another contract already--get off the fence and hop over!  Forget about that show that you and Marc are doing--we don't need another version of Idol floating around out there.  "The Voice" is bad enough.

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