Item 4. Trampoline.
Could you get a little further away from the Trampoline next time? I know there's a ton of snow out in your backyard and probably loads of dog poop to avoid, but a picture from a little closer than 50 yards away would be nice. Especially so I can get a close up of the "kissing" metal pole. Please explain what exactly that is...
Item 3: Plastic Tables and Chairs
Oh Rick, Rick, Rick....please...don't waste my time by posting this ad if you can't even set the chairs and tables upright to take the picture. I mean I know you're moving and all and are in a rush to get rid of your shit, but please, just leave them on the deck for the next sorry soul to deal with or throw them away. If I remember correctly, those things snap apart on a dime, so just pay the neighbor kid a few bucks to smash them with a baseball bat and they'll fit in your garbage can just fine. Don't make us waste your time twice by asking for another picture of them in their correct, upright position.
Item 2: Little Tikes Picnic Table
Where to even begin? There is so much wrong with this I suppose I'll just start from the top. The grainy, out of focus picture?...if you're going to rip off a picture from the internet, at least know how to correctly search for an image that is the right size so it won't be a pixelated mess when you upload it. And while we're at it, don't steal images off the internet and think that people are dumb enough to believe that's the actual picture of your item.
Thank you for letting us know the squirrels are evil in your neighborhood. Because they are perfect angels everywhere else I've seen. A little duct tape would make it perfect? Why didn't I think of that?? Or better yet, why didn't you? Can't you just fix your own table with duct tape and keep it in your squirrel infested yard? I'm sure the kids that you force to sit there will welcome fraying silver tape sticking to their sweat pants when they try to get up from arts and crafts time. And I am absolutely shocked that the umbrella isn't included! What ever could have happened to it??
And I will be sure to flick off the squirrels as I drive off with my new, perfectly chewed up plastic picnic table. I'm sorry you couldn't keep your patio chairs around--maybe you should have put them on Craigslist for free, too. I'm sure a little duct tape would have kept those puppies in perfect shape for a few more years. Let me know how it goes next year with those squirrel traps.
Item 1: Balloons
FINALLY! The Gods have smiled down upon me and answered my prayers! You don't how long I've waited to find four, pre-blown up balloons in random colors. And for FREE at that! These are just the thing I need!
Seriously??? What the?? Who in their right mind would take the time to take a picture of four, non-helium filled balloons, type up an ad and upload it to Craigslist and try to get rid of them?? Probably the same kind of person who gives out mints as Halloween candy (see basket in picture).
I have some other ways you could get rid of them...need I list them?
1. Keep them around for two days and they will eventually shrivel up into avocado size balls and
you can throw them away.
2. Do you have a pin, a knife, a fork, a match? All of these will get rid of the balloons in a snap.
3. Give them to the guy with the picnic table and his squirrels will probably take care of them for
you.
"Our loss is your gain."...? Ok, now this is a bit dramatic, don't you think? It will more than likely be your loss because by the time you find someone stupid enough to drive to pick up four random balloons, they will have been deflated, right along with your ego.
My stomach hurts from laughing! People are idiots.
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